””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1629
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	152
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Items Found:	8627

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
New Chunks Explored:	272294	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Void Armor Forged:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7026	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
New Chunks Explored:	880899	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Potions Brewed:	91	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.