””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8093
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Animals Bred:	173
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	758941
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	198
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	229
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	265347
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”