””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Potions Brewed:	63
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Farms Harvested:	227

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	696075

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.