””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6081	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	7377
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	157
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.