””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ores Mined:	9850	Mines Excavated:	4182
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Emeralds Found:	442	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	135
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	96	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	2924

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	214455
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Star Shards Collected:	120

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.