””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	944890
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	170
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	4695
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4415	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	6799
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Emeralds Found:	4285
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.