””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2599
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	57

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Items Found:	6905	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Star Shards Collected:	195	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!