””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	298	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Potions Brewed:	191

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	5626	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	277	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	6387
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchantments Applied:	142	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8155	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4818	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.