””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	2768

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	5426
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Potions Brewed:	53	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	153
Secret Passages Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Farms Harvested:	270	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	2315
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mines Excavated:	4209
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.