””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3918
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	505
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	171	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8087	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.