””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Skyblock Anarchy

25inbome, 420friendly, Anarchy, Fun, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock. Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 50k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu. Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks. The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Focused Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Best SURVIVAL server in BRAZIL!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Emeralds Found:	9220
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

XYZZY SlimeFun

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

XYZZY SlimeFun is a small global community based server. Our goal isn’t to be huge, we just want to be a fun close knit community of like minded players. A group of players who enjoy exploring, building and chatting. Solo bases, towns, large community projects, friends from around the world. We’ve played various modpacks in the past but decided to go with a plugin pack this time to open up the opportunity for folks who just want to use the vanilla MC client.

SlimeFun adds lots of the fun elements of mods like; machines, power generation, magic staves, altars, etc. but all while using just a normal Minecraft client. We have land claims so your buildings and resources are protected from griefing. We have a portal system throughout the server that consists of in-world portals to take you specific biomes, towns, etc. As well, all players have the ability to teleport to friends, spawn and back home at any time. We are open to everyone, no whitelist. Our Discord is https://discord.gg/5uCkvz4YAk Our server address is xyzzy.cloudns.cl

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

2b2t.es

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Spanish 2builders2tools is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es. —————————————————- 2builders2tools in Spanish is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players a vanilla survival game with PvP, an endless world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

play.minewar.fun

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineWar is a fun survival server with commands such as /sethome and /rtp which make the game funner to play. It is also very well developed. For new players, there are pieces of text around spawn to help get started on the server. Want to have some fun? Join today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Coronacation MC | 1.20.4 | Grief Prevention | Claim Flags | Voter Ranks | Java & Bedrock

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Coronacation

1.20.4 Simple Survival Server

IP – corona.cubed.pro

Bedrock IP – 192.3.27.80:26580

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Coronacation is a simple, low plugin server that includes a variety of ways to play.We include a player ran shop with physical items as the currency. There is also an Admin Shop that includes ‘[CoronaCurrency]’ which is obtained through voting! On the topic of voting, we have four voter ranks which allow you to have more set homes. Voting also has other perks likemore claim blocks and items.

Voter Ranks

[Regular] – 10 votesAccess to 2 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Vip] – 25 votesAccess to 3 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Expert] – 100 votesAccess to 5 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Mystical] – 500 votesAccess to 10 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

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We have player head and mob head drops. If you collect 30 different heads you can have a spawnerof you choice within reason.

We run our server with few rules.– No exploits– No X-Ray– No hacked clients

Common Questions –

How are bases protected?– Bases are protected with Grief Prevention.

Is there a world border?– Yes, we have a 75,000 overworld border.Resets happen every six months for the overworld, two months in the Nether andevery three months in the End.

Where is the PvP Arena?– We have a PvP Dual arena at spawn with item drops.

Can I apply for staff?– Yes! We do require you play on our server and get to know it first though, if youare interested we usually require the [Vip] voter rank or higher.

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Our staff is very active, especially when it comes to bug, glitches or an other issue regarding the server. We have a discord server that is available to any of our player and friends, this is an easy way to communicate if the staff is offline and there is an issue. Please also report all bugs to out websites forums or to the Coronacation Discord!

We hope to see everyone play and have fun!

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Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hardcore Anarchy

Anarchy, Deathban, Hardcore, Survival

New anarchy server with three months of uptime and over 1000 deaths/bans. Hardcore Anarchy provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. This server is not pay2win, so prepare for the elements when you spawn because there are no protected areas

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

pixelcraft

Survival

Are you looking for a professional Bulgarian minecraft server to play with your friends? Well this is the right place for you. In our server there is a residence, shop, works and many commands that you can use in the fall today and have fun, I wish you a pleasant game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Animals Bred:	65
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minionsmc

Bedwars, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	9331	Emeralds Found:	5447

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Velaris

Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to Velaris!

ALL GIRLS

– New All Girls Server, help us grow our family! – 16+ – Server Verification – Not strict, just be kind and mindful of others! – Must be White Listed to join

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BoldSMP

MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to BoldSMP, the Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience with Quests, MCMMO, Jobs, and More!

Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft survival server, where you’ll embark on thrilling quests, master specialized skills with MCMMO, and earn a living through a variety of rewarding jobs. Join a vibrant community led by two renowned YouTubers and experience the best that Minecraft has to offer.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Farms Harvested:	218	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft – Nostalgic Semi-Vanilla SMP | Community Focus | LGBTQIA+ Friendly

Antigrief, best, Claim, Collectibles, Community, Crates, Events, Friendly, Fun, Land, Lgbtfriendly, Lgbtqfriendly, Nogrief, PvE, Ranks, Semivanilla, smp, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

Version 1.20.1IP: mc.swancraftmc.com

SwanCraft

In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. We will always focus on community first and will never lose our pure semi-vanilla survival roots. Our close-knit community and dedicated staff team is ready to welcome you into our family!

⬥🔶⬥🔹 ────Basic Info────🔹⬥🔶⬥

IP: mc.swancraftmc.comVersion: 1.20.1Server Location: East Coast, USA

Chat Reporting: DisabledWebsite: SwanCraftDiscord: DiscordFounded: Jan 22, 2017Server Population: 15-30+ players at all timesDiscord Population: 2100+ membersMedian Staff Age: 23, ranging from 16 – 30+

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✨ Map Info ✨

Map Expanded for 1.20 on July 23Overworld: 60k x 60kNether: 20k x 20kThe End: 20k x 20k

✨ Semi-Vanilla ✨We aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane.

✨ Grief Prevention ✨Claim your land and only give access to people that you trust!

✨ Ranks ✨We have two systems of ranks: voting and donating. Our donator ranks are designed to be “Pay-to-skip” rather than P2W. This means that nearly all donator perks are available from vote ranks and higher vote ranks provide you with better perks than any donator rank.

✨ Crates ✨Use keys from voting or donating to open crates for special rewards. Collect our specially themed crate collectibles!

✨ Collectibles ✨We bring a different element to Minecraft with Collector Series. There aredozens of collector series’ on our server and more are being added every month!

✨ Community ✨We want everyone to enjoy their time on SwanCraft. We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.💖🧡💛💚💙💜 LGBTQ+ inclusive! 💜💙💚💛🧡💖

✨ Economy ✨Our economy is entirely item based. No economy plugins $$ here! Browse our several dozen player shops at /warp shops!

✨ Events ✨

Falling Crate Keys

Map Art Contests

Movie Nights

Build Contests

Art Contests

Discord Events

Special themed events

When searching for a new place to play, sometimes what a server doesn’t have is just as important as what it does.

NO TownyNO MCMMONO FactionsNO Economy PluginsNO different game modesNO DynmapNO Keep Inventory (But your death coordinates are recorded.)NO Custom EnchantsWE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OP Miners

Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to OP Miners [1.4.7 – 1.19] aka The BEST NEW Java OP Prisons server, here’s why you should join • We have so many custom items such as ranks, enchants, commands etc • We have the most friendly staff ever there to help you (but staff will NOT tolerate hacking) • We have a voting system, a crate system and avartars system to customize your looks ————————– ————————– If you hack you wil be permanately banned unless you buy an unban which is 1 unban / player. You only can buy one so be carefull. ————————– ————————– Thank you for playing on OP Miners and if you read this far, you can get a free rank by typing /franka in-game

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Steinercraft Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Based, Bedrockedition, communities, crossplay, Difficulty, Fetalfeast, HARD, PvP, Semi, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, Survival, Svensk, Svenska, Sweden, Swedish, Tokens, Vanilla, Vanillabased

Welcome to Steinercraft’s server page!We are running a survival Minecraft server. Our aim is to preserve vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as we see fit, with the exception of teleportation commands. There are no claims. Griefing, raiding and PvP is allowed. Cheating is prohibited. You can also join with Bedrock Edition using the same address. More information can be found by joining the server! 🙂

IP-Address: steinercraft.net Discord server: http://discord.me/steinercraft

Photo credits: MMB Studios

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sleepii Tiime

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Sleepii Tiime, a cozy Minecraft server basking in the glow of the moon, where everyone is welcome, and we’re LGBTQ+ friendly. Our server is whitelist-only and exclusively for Java Edition players. Dive into our chill community, build to your heart’s content following simple rules, and chat with friends using Simple Voice Chat. Join us for some laid-back gaming and good vibes!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.