””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mines Excavated:	4341
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GovernByPower

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Hello, and thank you checking out the server. Right off the bat I want say, this is a home hosted server, so expect a few small hiccups with the server from time to time, although it runs pretty well. Right now, the server is in its early stages, we don’t have many active players. I’ve been promoting it though my small YouTube channel, Gordon Dreaming. At the moment I have 110 subscribers. If you want to be a part of a growing channels community, this might be what you’re looking for. I stream on the server quite often. Right, I should talk about the server now. So, this is a Faction Roleplaying SMP server, meaning that you create a faction, do things like going to war for example. You roleplay while having social interaction with other members. The faction plugin we use is Medieval Factions. A good faction plugin all around. We also have chest shops; chest shops allow you to sell items in chest. Last notable plugin we have is Dynmap, a website that host a 2D view of the server world. We have a lot more plugins and I’m always adding. So, if all of this seems fun, why not give the server a shot? Maybe even become a part of the small community by joining the discord! Lastly don’t expect a lot from the server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Crops Grown:	4677
Players Killed by Monsters:	8943	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kalif

Survival

welcome, i Kalif its just normal survival server. we have plugins for survival. discord: https://discord.gg/YVkBhJan6w join now! mc.kalif.fun:25583

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CubeSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

An extraordinary server with a great deal of player fun added to the endless possibilities for original development of your economy.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	413501	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Varsk

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A Modded Political RP Survival server, take control of a province within the Republic of Varsk, govern your affairs, or run for Federal office!

Serve your Citizens in a provincial legislature, run for Parliament, or even serve in cabinet! Or just chill in the middle of nowhere on a farm, the choice is yours!

Whatever you want your path to be, a farmer from nowhere, a former guerilla fighter trying to adjust, or one who never laid down their arms, its yours to forge. So what are you waiting for, Join Today!

(Modpack is only available on the Discord server and membership in the DC is required to be able to vote and/or hold office)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ZRGCloud | 1.20.4 | SMP | GriefPrevention | Clans | Rankup | Pets | Much More

120vanilla, Clans, Donations, Griefprevention, java, Playermarket, Playershops, Playerwarps, Quickshop, Rankups, Survival, Thechunk, Towerdefense

ZRGCloud | 1.20.4 | SMP | GriefPrevention | Clans | Rankup | Pets | Much More Minecraft Server

———————————————————We are in development mode!

You can rank up in game /ranksCAN YOU GET TO THE RANK G.O.D?we have 10 ranks buyable with in-game currency, We offer just 2 ranks to be bought real money.If your still reading then what are you waiting for come join 🙂 play.ZRGCloud.com

——————————————————— What we support———————————————————

* Player-Warps – Set your own Warp* Player Particles – Create your own custom Particles* Core Arena – Fight waves of mobs and earn rewards* Player-Shops – Create your sweet dream shop* Spawner-Collectors – Lets see how OP you are!* Jobs – Select your job today, Master it….* Grief-Prevention – Protect your land today!* Rank-up – Can you get up to RANK GOD…* Quick-Shop – Easy to create your own today..* Mob-To-Eggs – What is your Favorite Creature? * Resource Worlds – No need to reset the main world or end or nether. Only the Resource Worlds.* So much more!

———————————————————_____Come take a look at play.ZRGCloud.com___———————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WarpedRealm – Custom Survival Server with Custom Mobs, Bosses, Items and more!

Adapt, Bosses, Community, Crates, Custombosses, Customitems, Custommobs, Discord, Economy, Enhancedsurvival, Friendly, Fun, Furniture, Griefprevention, Jobs, Landclaim, Landclaiming, mobs, Mythicmobs, Playershops, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Resourcepack, smp, Stackmob, Survival

WarpedRealm.com: A thrilling Minecraft survival server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience! Explore custom dimensions and battle challenging mobs and bosses, all while working your way up the in-game ranking system with over 32 ranks.

Our server offers custom items, including powerful staffs, tomes, hammers and much more, as well as a unique crafting system that allows you to create and upgrade gear to suit your playstyle.

Enjoy our new custom resource pack with emotes and furniture, and take advantage of our player-driven economy and player shops. With mini dungeons to discover, upgradable spawners, jobs and skills to master, custom armor sets to collect, and grief prevention claims to keep your builds safe, WarpedRealm has something for everyone.

Join us today and start your adventure!

IP: WarpedRealm.com

Discord

Gallery

Wiki

Store (Not P2W)

Features:The WarpedRealm Features a impressive variety of custom mobs, bosses and items with special abilities for you to find and conquer, other features include special fishing rewards like treasure and rare fish, Jobs, Griefprevention, Daily and Weekly quests, Consistent updates, A collection of Ranks which grant you access to amazing perks, upgradable spawners, a playerdriven economy and a lot more.

Full List:

(New) Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.In-game progressive ranking system over 32 RanksCustom DimensionsMini dungeonsCustom MobsUpgradable SpawnersJobsSkillsCustom fishingGrief prevention (Claims)QuestsCustom Armor setsCustom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and moreCustom crafting systemsPlayerdriven EconomyPlayershops

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Solar Network

KitPvP, PvE, PvP

Solar Network is a Minecraft Network offering an unique and joyful multiplayer experience! Our current gamemodes include: KitPvP , with more soon to come! Vote for our server to help it reach new heights in the Minecraft community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	131

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vanilla Lifesteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Vanilla

EPIC CRACKED MINECRAFT SERVER SURVIVAL NOT shitty hub based AND NOT FREE ATERNOS LIKE THE SHIT MINEHUT SERVERS JUST JOIN THIS IDK WHAT ELSE TO PUT ITS SEMI -VANILLA SMP EPIC JONI THIS SHIT ITS GOURMET

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PenWorld

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP

Welcome To Penworld! We have Bedwars,PVP,Creative and Skyblock is currently offline

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WildCraftMC Semi-Vanilla & Advanced SMP

Antigrief, best, Claim, Community, Crates, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Jobs, Land, MCMMO, Nogrief, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Shops, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

WildCraftMC Semi-Vanilla & Advanced SMP Minecraft Server

IP: play.wildcraftmc.com

WildCraftMCWhere the Wild, is home!

Server Population: Avg. 10 – 15+ playersDiscord Population: 2100+ membersStaff Age Range: 21 – 40+ yrs

✩‿︵ ✩ About ✩ ︵‿✩

WildCraftMC is a multi-purpose social community for everyone, whether it be over Discord or WC’s Minecraft server, we offer a multitude of premium features which allows for an adventurous experience that offers exclusive events, quests and items to collect and/or share.

We would like to invite you into our server community & into our family.

✩‿︵ ✩ Main ✩ ︵‿✩

Version: Java 1.20+Established: April 17, 2011IP: play.wildcraftmc.comLocation: Eastern Coast of North AmericaWebsite: WildCraftMCDonation Store: StoreDiscord: DiscordVoter & Donor Ranks: Ranks

✩‿︵ Features ︵‿✩

༺ Grief Prevention ༻Claim your lands to protect your builds from grief for yourself or with members you trust.

༺ Community ༻We strive to make our server community feel as friendly & safe as possible to everyone that wishes to join us. Visit us on our Discord server to get a true feeling of what we are all about. We encourage players to discuss suggestions or concerns regarding the community as to fulfill everyone’s individual interests.

༺ Ranks ༻We offer two different forms of ranking: voting & donating. Earn increasingly better ranks by voting daily which provides you with donor-like perks, the higher the vote rank, the better the reward. Donor ranks are setup in a way to allow members to skip the process of daily votes while supporting the community at the same time.View more info here, Ranks.

༺ Crates ༻Redeem special keys from server events, contests, voting & donating to receive various unique rewards. Watch out for our monthly crate events!

༺ Economy ༻Our members earn economy by joining up to two specially designed jobs which offer a levelling mechanic to increase income over time. Other ways of earning is by participating in server events & setting up your very own player shop.

༺ Advancements ༻Included are a multitude of optional features, such as survival and creative worlds. An RPG play style to upgrade your player skills. Mini Bosses that drop rare collectible loot. Adventurous Quests that offer exclusive events and items to collect. An advanced fishing feature with custom levelling, rod augments, entropy & much more.

We offer an extensively customized advancement system (Blaze and Caves Datapack) that offers special abilities & rewards for completing 100’s of new achievement based advancements.

༺ Events ༻Vote PartiesBuild ContestsHoliday Themed EventsTreasure & Scavenger HuntsDiscord EventsNitro & Misc GiveawaysMovie Nights

✩‿︵ ✩ Misc ✩ ︵‿✩✩ Stacked Mobs/Spawners ✩Increase mob farm efficiency & Silk touch spawners

✩ LWC Protection ✩Lock chests, gates, doors, shulker boxes, etc out side of claims.

✩ Crazy Enchants ✩Additional enchantments with better abilities

✩ Clue Scrolls ✩Complete tasks & events to gain rewards

✩ Rocket Boots ✩Different boots give fun featuresFly, float & knockback mobs

✩‿︵ ✩ Extras ✩ ︵‿✩

Custom NPC Trades/warp SerenePost

Unique NPC Quests/warp QuestZone1

Advanced Fishing & Custom Fish/warp FishingVillage

WildCraftMC Semi-Vanilla & Advanced SMP Minecraft Server

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2401
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Happy Cubes

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

Happy Cubes is an Ultra Hardcore SMP. But what does Ultra Hardcore mean? Server was created for those, who think that normal survival is too easy. It provides features that make the gameplay challenging and more interesting. If you want to check your Minecraft skills, grab a pack of friends or join alone and face the Ultra Hardcore!

Server features:

Hardcore Lives – Each player starts the game with 5 lives. Lose life when you die. You can trade lives with other players or buy additional using items in game. If you lose all your lives, you can ask another player for a revive, buy it from the itemshop or wait 3 days.

Lifesteal – Lose one heart everytime you die. Killing other players gives more hearts. If you prefer not to fight, you can also get your health back by buying it with items.

Kill streak – Fight with other players and get Kill Streak points with every kill. The higher kill streak you have, the better bonuses you earn (also get visual auras!)

Longer Nights – Survive throug the 30 minutes long nights! Then have only 10 minutes to rest during the day.No regeneration – Health does not regenerate naturally. To recover your missing hearts, use consumables like golden apples or regeneration potions.More detailed information can be found in-game using /info command.

No regeneration – Health does not regenerate naturally. To recover your missing hearts, use consumables like golden apples or regeneration potions.

More detailed information can be found in-game using /info command.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Underground Antics [1.20.4] Australian / Player Shops / Enhanced SMP / Plots / JAVA & BEDROCK / Simple Voice Chat Compatible

Adventure, Australia, Awesome, bedrock, best, Communitydriven, Cool, Creative, Custom, Economy, Epic, Friendly, Fun, Geyser, market, Markets, Medieval, Medium, Mods, Other, Plugins, Pve Economy, Server, Shop, Shops, Small, smp, Survival, Sydney, Underground, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

NOW UPDATED TO 1.20.4

Underground Antics

An established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.

ip: play.undergroundantics.au

Join our discord!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KizilayNetwork

Towny

Come to Our Brand New Towny Server, My Friend Ability to View the Game World on the Site Advanced Abilities System Inter-Player Trading System Advanced XRay protection Random Teleportation System (Captain) Ability to open menu with Shift+F keys The server economy operates on gold. Chat Competitions System FLY Cheat Protection Specially textured Tools, Sets and cosmetics MOB limitations to prevent server performance from decreasing Farming optimizations to prevent server performance from decreasing

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6933	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

gold coin

Survival

We are excited to introduce our new Minecraft server – Gold Coin! Our server offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players of all levels. With a focus on community building and teamwork, we strive to create a fun and inclusive environment for all players. Explore our custom-built world, complete challenging quests, and interact with other players from around the globe. Join us today and start your adventure on Gold Coin! Gold Coin is a Minecraft SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server that provides an immersive survival experience for players. Our server is centered around the idea of community and teamwork, and we encourage players to work together to build. Our world is full of exciting locations to explore, from sprawling forests to vast oceans. We offer a variety of challenging tasks and objectives that will test your survival skills and reward you with valuable resources. Whether you’re looking to build a bustling community or go on a solo adventure, Gold Coin has something for everyone. Join us today and start your journey in the world of Minecraft! also join the discord! https://discord.gg/WYUKN4N2 How to join? on bedrock ip: GOLD_COIN.aternos.me port: 57829 on java ip: GOLD_COIN.aternos.me

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [SURVIVAL] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[PVP] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

battle, Factions, games, Landclaim, Landclaiming, PvP, smp, Survival

🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

– 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

🔥💰🏰🌄

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4374	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!