””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ATon2s Server

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ATon2’s Server

This server has everything I could have possibly put on it. It’s got the following great things:

– Survival – Creative – Skyblock – PvP – Survival Games – Worldedit – Minigames – CopsNRobbers

These are all spread out between three different servers! Come join us and experience EVERYTHING!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3205

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Wildclaw Bay

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Wildclaw Bay, a vibrant Minecraft Java server nestled within the enchanting world of Dandelion Valley. Embark on a mystical journey where the whimsical meets the practical, and the mundane merges with the magical.

In Wildclaw Bay, players find themselves immersed in a realm where nature thrives and magic whispers through the rustling leaves. Set against a backdrop of sprawling forests, crystal-clear waters, and rugged mountains, the server offers a haven for adventurers seeking both serenity and excitement.

As you traverse the landscape, you’ll encounter quaint cottages adorned with ivy and cobblestone paths winding through lush gardens. Delve into the secrets of the wild, brewing potions under the watchful gaze of ancient trees or tending to mystical creatures that roam the countryside.

Collaboration and community are at the heart of Wildclaw Bay, where players can band together to build sprawling towns, establish bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring quests to uncover hidden treasures and vanquish powerful foes.

With the Cottage Witch modpack by HeyKatu, the possibilities are endless. Harness the elements to craft powerful spells, brew potions to aid your adventures, or cultivate enchanted crops to fuel your magical endeavors.

Join us in Wildclaw Bay, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur, and the wonders of the Cottage Witch modpack await.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockBox

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

BlockBox was started in 2012 as a creative server and quickly expanded to also include anti-grief survival. A lot has changed since then, but we remain a tight-knit and casual community where all players are welcome to have fun, make friends, and enjoy Minecraft. We currently have several creative worlds, a PvE survival server, and a fully custom minigame server with Spleef, CTF, Paintball and more. We hold weekly game nights on Discord every Saturday to talk and play games.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Emeralds Found:	9763
Mines Excavated:	2617	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Constelaria

Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

Constelaria is a new OneBlock server all versions (main: 1.20.1) which intends to dethrone the best 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EMT GREEN

Welcome to EMT-Green where we keep things simple.

Ever wanted to get the “vanilla” minecraft feeling again? Well this is the server for you!

Vanilla! No economy, You can trade with other players instead! Anti hack plugins Anti grief plugin

Enjoy the vanilla minecraft feeling again!

-Emt staff

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	318
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FlatzMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server FlatzMC- Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …

Server IP: flatzmc.com Site: https://loja.flatzmc.com Discord: https://discord.flatzmc.com

The best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JujuCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JujuCraft Classic Factions 2021

We’d like to welcome you to JujuCraft Classic Factions. Running a 1.8 server with cross-client compatibility! You can join on any client newer than 1.8. We have always admired the competitive nature of Factions which is why we designed it in such a way to provide you with the best Faction experience. The JujuCraft Staff has been involved in the community since early 2013, with accumulating 2.7 million players out of the 5.5 million who played Minecraft during 2013 to 2016. Here, your opinion matters. Come conquer, build, and explore our server!

A Genuine, Classic Factions Feeling.

Being in the Factions game since 2013, after taking a 6 year hiatus we’re back and ready to provide a better than experience we brought to the community from 2013, to 2015. We love listening to our community, and implementing features that make Factions more enjoyable for everybody. Please consider checking us out, and stay for awhile! Read more about us down below and get to know where we come from! Here, your opinion matters – and we’d love to hear it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Zoglin SMP

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

{ ZOGLIN SMP } (14-19 only)

Hello! I’m your friendly neighborhood advertiser, Oreo!

I wanted to tell you about this server for the obvious reasons, but also since it’s DID, Neurodivergent, and LGBTQ+ friendly. It is fairly small at the moment, but I really want to harbor a safe environment for any new folk to join.

Discord: https://discord.gg/GDSRpUeMV5 Please DM either Oreo or Agogbog Moss.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Clan RKS Survival

Clan RKS Minecraft 1.6.4 Server Survival Multiplayer. Server located in San Jose, California ==News== October 2 Updated to 1.6.4! Rules: -No griefing -No stealing Violators will be banned on sight. -Violators can also be reported to the Report abuse section on http://forums.clanrks.com -Appeals can also be made at that url. =================== UPDATE October 4 2013 Rules: -No griefing -No stealing -Play nice with others in the sandbox Violators will be banned on sight.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	8307
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6975
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BraveMC

Skyblock

Welcome to BraveMC

Explore the Skies: Dive into our expansive Skyblock realm, where challenges and rewards await. Build, farm, and conquer floating islands with your unique twist.

Forge Your Destiny: Craft custom items and forge powerful gear. Upgrade, enchant, and stand out as you tackle the challenges that come your way.

Discover Custom Ores: Unearth rare ores exclusive to BraveMC. The thrill of finding treasures adds a dynamic layer to your Skyblock adventure. Claim your fortune!

Join Now! Your epic adventure awaits at BraveMC.net

Don’t miss out – become a part of our growing community. Claim your spot in the skies and forge your legacy today

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20

Creative, Custom, Friendly, Furniture, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Padawanamy, Resourcepack, smp, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!

We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too.Our server is heavily modified using a custom Resource Pack so only Vanilla Minecraft is required to join!Some of our features include:

🪑Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want!🪲Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins!🧑‍🌾Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes!🎣Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame!❄️Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns!🧌Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot!And so much more!

Come join us today and make some new friends, have a fun time and enjoy some Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	563

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TooTallGaming

Welcome! So glad you decided to check us out! We’ve existed since the early days of Bukkit and have had a long and prosperous server. We’re a friendly community made up of our regular players and top-Notch staff, and we always like seeing new faces! You can play in peace while the staff patrols for rule breakers and griefers. Whether you play with friends or play alone, we can promise you that you’ll never have a bad experience with us. (Unless you’re a rule breaker!) So stop by to say “hi” or check out our website, facebook group, forums, or youtube channel!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RexRaids | RexPvP

KitPvP, Prison, PvP

Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

Hope to see you on the server shortly!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	938	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	72	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!

120server, Factions, Jjk, Jujutsu, Jujutsukaisen, Kaisen, Kaizen, Modded, smp, Survival

If youre interested add me on Discord nicotinetoucan for further information. We want to create factions and battle each other. No Griefin on the building sites but stirring the wildernesd up with cursedtechniques is allowed

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server

Adventure, Akavir, Altmer, Arena, Argonian, Bosmer, Daggerfall, Dunmer, Elder, Elderscrolls, Eso, Guilds, Imperial, Khajiit, mmo, morrowind, Mundus, Nirn, Nord, oblivion, Redguard, Roleplay, Rpserver, Scrolls, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, TES, Teso, Theelderscrolls, Worldpainter

You awaken to the ship coming alive with the hurried footsteps of the crew and passengers above you. Your heart begins to race. After three weeks at sea, you’ve arrived at last: Akavir… You gather your things and rush to the deck. Before you lies a vast blue ocean, and beyond it Esroniet.

As the ship pulls into port, you’re filled with excitement. You think about what brought you here, three weeks from Tamriel and half a world away from home. Did you make the right decision? Will your new life bring you troubles or fortune?

What adventures await you in Mysterious Akavir?

THE ELDERCRAFT SCROLLS: AKAVIR

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir is an original roleplaying community based in the world of The Elder Scrolls. Set on the exotic islands of Esroniet, our roleplay combines the intricate worldbuilding of The Elder Scrolls with our own unique lore. Our immersive, character-driven stories are supported by a custom D&D-style rolling system based on TES stats and skills.

Founded over ten years ago and with members from across the globe, our server is dedicated to providing a friendly community where everyone is welcome. Whether you’re a loremaster or a first-time roleplayer, we welcome folks of all play-styles and experience!

Your journey begins when you arrive in Akavir, ready to begin a new life. Will you be a brave Nord warrior with a love of adventure? A powerful Dunmer wizard seeking treasure? A stealthy Khajiit thief with a bounty on her head? Join our Discord and submit your application to get started: https://discord.gg/PdScK6v.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!