””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

at a loss, befuddled, bewildered, Clueless, confusion, flummoxed, in the dark, lack of comprehension, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mystified, nonplussed, not understanding, Oblivious, perplexed, puzzled, scratching your head, smp, Stumped, unaware, uncomprehending, wouldnt

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	166	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	7123
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crazy Economy Craft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

1.9.4 This Server includes the following in Game material

– PRISON – HUGE ECONOMY – TOWNS – MCMMO – LOTTERY – VOTIFIER pays 1 Voter Key (Random Items)

We have a large Spawn area that includes many cool feature to explore.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Star Shards Collected:	172	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TrappedMC – Classic Prison

Prison, PvP

discord.gg/trappedmc

A classic grinding experience

The premise is simple: It’s just as addicting as OP Prison with practically the same grind format, but it offers a lot more diversity and different ways to effectively make money.

Focus on PvP

Grinding is cool, and everyone should be able to enjoy it in their own time – but PvP used to also be a vital part of most prison servers. We’re looking to bring this back by offering high incentive to PvP other players, getting shanked in prison is just daily business after all. For Season 1 we’ll be supporting a full 1.8 PvP system – with a grind implemented to get some of those famous “god apples”. Changes to PvP come with every season, with these changes we listen to our community and change things according to their preference. (Future ideas would be bed pvp, crystal pvp, totems, 1.9+ pvp)

PvP needs to be enjoyable, not frustrating, and players need incentive to do it.Participating – but most importantly winning – in PvP nets unique rewards that can not be obtained elsewhere.We boast 3 PvP zones, each with their own incentive – KOTH, Envoys & Black Market – and a Gangs feature to allow players to team up and take those rewards in a group.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Swiss Society Neoforge | Modded 1.20.1

Adventure, Forge, Magic, Modded, Neoforge, Survival, Tech

Swiss Society – Modded Minecraft at its cheesiest!

We offer Modded Minecraft through Neoforge 1.20.1, a great selection of mods ranging from tech or magic to exploration and adventure. This server has a custom datapack built around our custom modpack that changes certain recipes and features to make the flow of progression better, as well as stop certain issues with recipes, mob spawns, bugs, etc.

The modpack works best with at least 6gb of Ram allocated, and our server is optimized as much as possible. I try to keep an eye on performance whenever I’m online. I’m usually quick to fix any issues as they arise as well.

To join our whitelist, join our discord and tell us why you should be whitelisted in the correct channel and a bit about yourself, also include your username! The modpack can be found on our discord too, its a .zip file you import straight into any launcher, we use Prism Launcher the most! Have doubts about installing a .zip file? Our existing player-base can likely vouch, hope this helps!

https://discord.gg/BezbdQ4arW

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	67	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rede Notz

Economy

Brazilian Minecraft server: FullPvP/RankUp, explore challenges, conquer ranks, and dominate PvP in this immersive environment!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Items Found:	3387
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore |

Alien, Bionicle, Cosmos, Cosmosminecraft, Creative, Dalek, Doctor, Doctor Who, Doctorwho, Economy, FANTASY, Freebuild, Galaxy, Gallifrey, Guns, Mandalorian, Marvel, Mcu, Planets, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Sci, Sci Fi, Scifi, Space, Spaceships, Spacestation, star, Star Wars, Starwars, Survival, Tardis, The Cosmos, Towny, Universe, Wars, Who

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore | Minecraft Server

Planet Minecraft requires that I enter words into the description of the server. Apparently these banners filled with beautiful images and luscious paragraphs were just not enough. Personally I think that’s a bit ridiculous considering actions speak louder than words, y’know? Like, my gigantic screenshots with shaders of our Gallifrey citadel are more impressive than me typing “We’ve got Gallifrey, and we’ve got… uhhh… we’ve got Daleks..”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BareBonesMP[Voice Chat | Mature | Whitelisted | NEW MAP]

Active, Anticheat, Antigrief, Barebones, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, java, Javaedition, Mature, PvE, Seasonal, Secure, Semivanilla, Small, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

BareBonesMP is a Minecraft community founded in 2019 with the idea of having the classic Minecraft server feel from the golden days and formed around a whitelisted, close knit community.

To be whitelisted, join our Discord server and fill out the app in the #whitelist-apps channel!

Server Address: play.barebonesmp.com Discord Link: https://discord.gg/barebonesmp Dynmap: https://barebonesmp.com/map

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing PluginsStatistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!Dedicated Server with No LagActive Discord & CommunityOptional Proximity Voice ChatCross-Discord/In-game Text ChatCommunity Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!Map Was Reset on October 6th, 2023

Server Rules:Do not grief or steal from other members.Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.Do not harass or bully other community members.Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantagesAbsolutely no hacking, x-ray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.Do not advertise, spam, or intentionally lag/crash our servers.PVP is only allowed in designated areas, or outside of these areas if agreed upon before hand.The keyword is andesite.Do not abuse known Minecraft exploits.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Panni-Craft

Panni-Craft (Works with cracked Minecraft)

Live-Map: www.bit.ly/dynmap-panni

What is Panni-Craft? Panni-Craft is a Survival-Server with a small but friendly community. Build on you own plot or become a member of a town and create together something big!

Some more information: – Skill System (RPG-Style) – Admin- and User-Shops – Jobs to earn money – Hunger Games – PVP-Arenas – Many ranks – Spleef

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VoidedMC

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to VoidedMC, we are a brand new 1.20.4 server with a friendly player base offering semi-vanilla survival, by merging McMMO, GriefPrevention, Essentials, and many more plugins! We are working on expanding the server currently. We also plan to bring a creative world where you can show off your amazing building skills! Feel free to join! Our staff is extremely nice and always willing to help. So if you have any questions please reach out to us! Have an amazing day!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Florida Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP

FMS has just recently undergone a complete map, inventory, and economy reset! -Currently Running 1.7.2 -Fly Enabled for Everyone! -Real Economy -Grief Prevention -Dynmap -PVP World

Check out or Website – http://www.FloridaMinecraft.com Check out our Forums – http://www.floridaminecraft.com/forum/ Check out our Dynmap – http://map.FloridaMinecraft.com Play.FloridaMinecraft.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FantasyMC

KitPvP, Survival

FantasyMC – Created By FantasyProYT (Youtube Channel: Fantasy Productions)

This server is non pay-to-win and includes the gamemodes such as KitPvP and Survival with more possible gamemodes coming in the future

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Havoc MC | OG Factions | Anarchy | Custom Mobs

Faction, Faction Pvp, PvP, Survival

Welcome to HAVOC MC, where we’re bringing back the classic Minecraft experience! No TNT cannons, no gen walls – just simple survival with a touch of factions.

🌐 Features:

factions, build bases, and defend

Community Focus: Connect with players globally in a friendly community. Trade, chat, and embark on epic journeys together.

Custom Mobs: Encounter unique mobs that test your survival skills. Be ready for unexpected encounters as you explore.

Dungeons with Bosses: Explore mysterious dungeons, face powerful bosses, and claim epic rewards. Only the bravest will succeed!

🛠️ Customization:

Custom Items: Discover exclusive items to enhance your gameplay. Collect rare resources for powerful weapons and armor.

Player-driven Economy: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy. Buy, sell, and trade resources to become the wealthiest faction.

🏰 Claim Your Territory:

Raids and Sieges: Test your faction’s strength by raiding bases or engaging in epic sieges. Only the most strategic factions will win.

🌟 Events and Competitions:

Seasonal Challenges: Take on seasonal challenges for new adventures. Stay engaged with fresh content regularly.

Join HAVOC MC now for a classic Minecraft journey where survival, factions, and community come together. Ready to conquer the unknown? Start your adventure today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ManaMC: LOTS OF MAGIC SPELLS AND KINGDOMS

Magic, Magicspells, mmorpg, PvP, RPG, Survival, wizard

MAGIC SURVIVAL SERVER WITH LOTS OF CUSTOM WANDS, SPELLS, REGIONS AND KINGDOMShttps://discord.gg/PUdZCTQpAX

BUILD YOUR KINGDOM, GET YOUR CUSTOM MAGIC, AND RULE OVER THE WORLD

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	1023
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7029
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MaximalMinecraft 24/7

MaximalMinecraft 24/7 400 players 8GB PVP – SURVIVAL

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Emeralds Found:	7965	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This a Lifesteal server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TheFruitBox – 1.20.4 | Java & Bedrock | Semi-Vanilla Survival | Events & Tournaments & Shops | Tribes

bedrock, Buildcompetition, building, Chestshop, classic, Competitions, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empires, Events, Exploitsallowed, Mall, Minimalistic, Oldschool, PvP, Redvsblue, Shoppingmall, Spawn, Sponges, Survival, Teams, Tournaments, Tribes, Vanilla

🍎🎮 TheFruitBox Minecraft Server 🎮🍎

Rediscover the essence of Minecraft at TheFruitBox! Immerse yourself in a pure vanilla gameplay experience with a few knacks. Join a tight-knit community of players who appreciate classic Minecraft in its truest form.

🏰 Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources, shape the marketplace, and witness the dynamic interactions of our community — Currency is Sponge 🧽.

🛍️ Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products. Let your entrepreneurial spirit shine as you attract customers from across the server.

🌟 Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive events unique/custom to the server. Engage in thrilling competitions such as the Champions Tour, Red VS Blue battles, special holiday events, and exciting build competitions—all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

🔥 Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

🌍 Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction. The possibilities for discovery are endless.

👥 Supportive Community: Join our discord… or join a tribe in-game.

📚 Server History: Server was created 2/19/2021. Previously OnlyVanilla.

💬 Stay Connected: Communicate and collaborate with fellow players outside the game on our Discord server.

🌐 Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

Join TheFruitBox today and relish the pure essence of Minecraft. Engage in vanilla gameplay, participate in unique events, and connect with a vibrant community that values the true spirit of the game.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.