””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	9066	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Star Shards Collected:	100	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	3293	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!