””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Jingos Minecraft Server Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our Minecraft Towny Server. We use Towny for protection. The people and staff are what makes our community great. Be a part of it. Join! Make sure to join our website for recent updates.

Website – http://www.jingomcs.com

Server Addresses towny. jingomcs.com 158.69.131.100 158.69.131.101 158.69.131.103

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Jeremy’s World

I pay for this server and NO ONE else is on it except me. And I’m kind of tired of playing alone. I don’t want some massive community on my server, I just want a few people (though it can handle 20 players). I use Bukkit, I have a warp plugin installed, and I’m not asking for money to play on it. 100% uptime (except for when I have to update .jar files or backup the server). My email is “[email protected]” if you want to join.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Alien Abductions:	5	Farms Harvested:	980
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Damned PvP

A Faction/PvP Survival Server Plugins:Essentials, Factions, Multiverse, Signshop, PlayerHeads, WorldBorder, Votifier, iConomy, MCMMO, TimeIsMoney

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kingdom Eternal (Multiple

Mutliple servers!!

When you join the server you will be teleported to the hub room, where you can choose which server you want to join. The following servers are:

RPG TF2 Hunger Games

Come check us out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7833
Dragon Eggs Found:	9307	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minederp

Best server, trust me… 😉

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EliteHero

Pvp server with all the bells and whistles!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	48
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	620
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VoidTeam Community

Economy, Survival, Survival Games

VoidCraft is a survival build server, which means we want you to break your back and build grand creations… and be appropriately recognized. Creativity is such a focus that we have ranks to show off your skill in building. The most important aspect of our server, however, is the community. The VoidTeam Community server stresses friendship and sharing. Like skill, we have a ranking system based on community. The four highest ranks below staff positions clearly show the focus on community: goodguy, greatguy, veteran, trusted. That’s the core focus of VoidCraft- building big among friends.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kratos PvP

This server has been around for 1 week and we have had enough time to make it perfect for you guys. The players are friendly. Also, the staff is exceptional and will resolve any issues you may have in your Minecraft Adventure. We do have a great Faction community. But be careful with what faction you make enemies or allies with, just be careful who you choose as an ally.

The server’s map is relativity hug , mainly for building faction bases with your friends and having huge wars. Our maps also have our Dangerous PVP Arenas witch factions can team up to defeat opposing factions or just for some added fun.

The staff is online 24/7 to help you with your problems. We care about our players, so we don’t give a unfair advantage to Moderators over others. We pick the staff as a team and they are the ones to seek if your in need of some help

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CubicPVP Assassins creed

Economy, Parkour, PvP

CubicPvP is the best assassin creed based server out there. It offers 24/7 up time, no-lag pvp, and a great community. We have been up and running for over 3 years, and will not be going down anytime soon. Our server is dedicated to competitive PVP, along with parkour and looting. We have custom built maps and our plugins are completely custom, so you won’t see them on any other server. Our server includes: grappling hooks, cloaks, poison, darts, 1v1, skills, and tons of other exciting features.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	3278	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

THE LOWER LEVEL

Welcome to the lower level!

Unlike most servers, the lower level is completely underground! Large tunnels connect towns and structures. This server runs a 1.4.5 craftbukkit with many plugins including factions.

We hope you like it!

67.212.180.44:25565 Come try it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OverCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4190
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MCN: Creative

Minecraft Nations: Creative is a creative plot server. Everyone gets free protection and creative. We aim to create a great community filled with like-minded players, luckily we already have a good head start with our current community members at minecraftnations.com which has been a Minecraft community since 2010 we are famously known for our first server Minecraft Nations which will be relaunching sometime in the future.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lost Islands

Lost Islands is a minecraft server unlike any other. We take great measures to ensure players of all types get the best possible online experience.

We have a dedicated team of staff members that have been a part of our community for almost a year now. They are all capable and mature and will be happy to help you in anyway you should need.

We are a NON-PROFIT server. This means we put ever penny that’s donated into improving the server and enhancing gameplay as much as possible.

As a community-based server, we prioritise player satisfaction over EVERYTHING else. To do this, however, players must abide by certain rules to ensure that the server is a fun and friendly place for all types of players of all different ages.

If you have any queries, please visit our site: www.lost-islands.info or email us at: [email protected]

Thank you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	114
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	795

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

🚀 Stardew Network | Explore the galaxy! [1.20.4] 🚀

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Fishing, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Nogrief, Prison, PvP, Quests, Randomteleport, Ranks, Skyblock, smp, Space, Spaceship, Stardew, Survival

🚀 Space Exploration [Sooooon]

Stardew Nework provides a welcoming and enjoyable experience for players looking to engage in survival gameplay.

Our goal is to eventually expand and offer a variety of game modes, including Factions, Skyblock, and more. While we have some additional features to enhance your time on the server, we strive to keep things balanced and not too overwhelming.

Join now and become a part of our community!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Search& Destroy

EyeOfEnder [3200 slots over 32 servers] [PVP] [Fully automatic]

EyeOfEnder is a server host that has had over 250,000 people join! We have 32 server all with 100 slots so you’ll always find an open lobby! We have a random map selector with loot all around the maps! Many different gamemodes with more coming out soon!

Head over to www.eyeofender.com!

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!