””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftShark

PVP faction server Great staff Great members Great pvp Great plugins And Great fun! JOIN NOW play.craftshark.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

QcCraft

QcCraft is a large Semi-RP/PvP server mainly Quebecois/French but all French speakers are accepted with 40 slots, with application and without white-list running 24/24, 7 days a week!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AciesPVP

This is AciesPVP! Join now and get a piece of the Factions PVP action! This is a **NEW** server! Get on and get a head start. We need players to fill up the 60 slots. This is a 24/7 Factions PVP server with great staff! Just join and play! No promotion needed!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	7090

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

McLifeCraft

McLifeCraft 1.4.5

Do you dare?!

Why you should come to us?

weil : -> Anyone can join with cracked Minecraft -> we have admin and player shops -> we have cool events -> we have a nice team -> we have 4 Gs biomes (normal, desert, jungle, water) -> You can build your own city -> we have a creative map -> Ranks such as VIP, VIP+ and Sponsor (Cheap) -> we have 4 worlds online at the same time

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Adenia

Adenia-Gaming is a PVP / Survival server. The limited map will lead players to compete, conquer for the last available resources. The many unique plugins will be at your disposal as well as a mature and available administration team.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mikeland Survival

We are a Survival server. We allow griefing, killing, stealing, and pvp! We do not allow hacking, and our goal is to stay as close to “vanilla” as possible- without losing the fun touches of Bukkit!

We have a PvP arena, a beautiful new spawn, and use the “large biomes” that are featured in 1.3. Our community has a Teamspeak server, forums, and fun perks for donators that don’t tip the scales in-game. We want fair gameplay, and have great moderators to help ensure you have an amazing time on our servers!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crops Grown:	7925	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TwigCraft SMP

Antigrief, Bukkit, Discord, Economy, Events, Freeranks, Griefprevention, Paper, PvE, PvP, smp, Spigot, Survival, Votifier, Voting

[1.20] Welcome to TwigCraft! A new chill SMP server in the works looking for players!

TwigCraft is looking to grow alongside its players as we are still under construction and looking for continuous feedback. We plan to offer free ranks, custom items, events, elected resets and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mc.JGaming.Ro

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

mc.novylen.net

Smallish survival/creative server with a “long term” map; it’s never been reset since pre-multiplayer and many thousands of player hours have gone into creating various things. Lots to explore and do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FrostCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FrostCraft is a server based on magic, adventure and survival. The server itself is running on a custom coded plugin not used anywhere else. On FrostCraft, you start at level 1 and work you’re way up using redstone to power your magic spells. As you get more powerful, you’re able to gain new abilities and adventure to more dangerous areas.

Server Features =================== – Custom Magic System. – Player Levels. – Custom Land Protection System. – Rare treasure chests can be found while mining (for miners). – Many useful commands enabled (tpa, home, rtp, etc). – Excellent Starter Items (Full set of iron armor, and more). – Starting player tutorial.

Our community revolves around a set of rules based on maturity and respect. Hope to see you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

G4m.es

Description: G4m.es is a whitelisted survival multiplayer server. We encourage creative building in a survival environment, but we also have a creative world for those who need their quick build fix. At the moment the server includes a spawn city, PvP/Wither fighting arena, fast travel stations/minecart tracks, a nether hub, an enderman farm, and several custom landmarks.

Guests are welcome to log in to the server, but only whitelisted players are allowed to build. Only mature players will be whitelisted. Players under 18 are only accepted on rare occasions.

This is primarily a survival player vs enemy server. PvP is allowed, but only in designated areas or when both parties agree to fight.

Fire spread, creeper terrain damage and enderman griefing has been disabled.

Rules: No Griefing; No Thieving; No Cheating; No cussing; No advertising; / Official Rules: http://g4m.es/rules

How to Join: If you just want to look around, then just point your game client to mc.g4m.es. If you’d like to be whitelisted… – Agree to the server rules (http://g4m.es/rules) – Register on G4m.es (http://g4m.es) – Register your minecraft character with our website (http://g4m.es/dashboard/characters) – Say hi on the new member forums (http://g4m.es/forum/m/4949931/viewforum/1728604) – Fill out the server whitelist application (http://g4m.es/mcapplication) Once your application has been approved, we’ll whitelist you as soon as possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	243	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EmpirePvP Ranks|Raiding

If you have been looking for a new minecraft raiding server for months well you have found the right server we are a 24/7 server with 16 gigs of ram and no lag Come check us out Thanks

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mines Excavated:	4641
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dragons Doom

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

You might be wondering what is like to join the perfect server? Well it is like having heaven in your hands. Dragons’ Doom has been up for about 3 months making everything so perfect that if their is something wrong we will immediately TAKE action to fix the problem! Our staff is helpful and supportive that they will help out with any problem as long as it is within reason. Dragons’ Doom has various creations from PVP to a MOB-ARENA. Our server is 24/7 wishing that people all around the world would play on our server. Dragons’ Doom is so unique because it has a voting system, shops, factions, PVP,shops, mob-arenas, xp farms for those who are donators, and much more!

Their is a unique variety of players each day but sadly not enough! People always ask why our server is not big and full of people.. Well because we were still fixing the issues and bugs the server encountered. NOW our server is LAG FREE. YES LAG FREE! Isn’t that incredible. Only the best for the best.

create a faction, survive, kill or be killed, make allies, make enemies. Take in captives, torture them and let them know that you are going to be the most feared faction that their will ever be. Raid, kill, Grief, but I warn you be careful out their one moment you could be making your home and the next you could be fighting for your life even though you know you will die you will try and come out victorious! Welcome to the fight for survival comrade you will be pushed, stabbed, and even killed… Help yourself and those around you make a run for it survive and free everyone from the terror that is rising – Dragons’ Doom server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GoldenCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to GoldenCraft! We are an incredible hub server that is always improving over time, and we are always looking for new faces to have fun with!

We currently offer the following: – Factions – Creative ( Comes with huge plots and free to use worldedit for all! ) – Infected ( Custom coded infected experience that rewards the brave ) – Pixelmon – Survival – Parkour

We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure both minimal downtime and optimal performance with no lag.

IP: play.goldencraft.co

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LegendaryCraft

Hello my name is icycoolXD but before i go on this servers going to be REALLY different from alot of Minecraft servers for one the server going to be based on a storyline wich it starts off with me and super in the orginal AwesomeCraft (my old server) when a bunch of people come down and capture the heroes to a new world which turns out to be a race to save the unverse and the players are the heroes!In the first overworld you will have Survival world and thats it once you get approved and ranked up you have a chance to beat a boss enemy upon doing so will grant you acess to the next overworld and creative world inside it and so on and so on until you vs the final boss wich will grant you acess to the Admin world or “Special world” Like i said this is all just the begging so we need as many builders to help this server come to Fruition

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Villages Defended:	10	New Chunks Explored:	246094
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Dragon Eggs Found:	6340
Dimension Hops:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!