””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	964
Alien Abductions:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Noble Craft Network

Creative, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	136
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecreate Sanctuary

Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WorldScape2

The second Worldscape Minecraft server is here! This server is Factions PVP Grief based, so you can create factions with your friends and kill whoever you meet! Feel free to grief/raid any faction you come across, and you can dominate the server! We allow you to use lava, TNT and flint and steel! Fortify and expand your faction so other factions can’t destroy you.

The only protected area on this server is the spawn, so the rest of the world is free to explore! It is free to join, just use the IP listed at the top of the post.

The primary Worldscape server has been running for over a year, so you can be sure that it is run by experienced server admins.

We have selected the best plugins for our server to reduce lag and to ensure your experience on the server is as good as it can be. We are open to suggestions and will be happy to implement any.

REMEMBER: This is a pure Factions/PVP/Grief server, there is no teleportation or /back. Our other server at server.worldscapemc.com is SMP.

Hope to see you soon!

Server Website: http://worldscapemc.co.ukbetween players is available with console commands to help them out, anyone who votes for the server also gains some in game money.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ZeenCraft

We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SGPvP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Europe Gaming MineCraft

PvP, Factions, Shop, Plots, AntiCheat, BOSEconomy, Essentials and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Utterlicious

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Utterlicious is a small community server with helpful and mature staff. We are a survival server that allows griefing and raiding, pvp, and tnt.

We offer creative and worldedit ranks for those who deserve it. Non-donor ranks are earned by play time on the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ReitCraft

Fun survival server with great donation ranks and staff. Fully working economy.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Buildings Constructed:	19
Potions Brewed:	146	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Kism3t

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

This is purely for fun hardcore survival server. 1 life; death = permaban. PvP allowed. We suggest you read the rules on the site to see if this place is for you.

Be nice, respect people and their property – and I’m sure we will have a blast.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3278
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Infinite Heights

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KickAxeCraft

Skyblock, Towny

KickAxeCraft created by Toxic__Waste on Minecraft Version 1.10 Towny Server Added Skyblock Creative and Halloween World Owner:Toxic_Waste Co-Owner BabyBird

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EmpireCraft

Adequate adult administration, private areas, shops, etc. The server has Whitelist, so leave us your request on the server forum.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ShallWeCraft

Amazing Server! Great Staff! 24/7 Fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6599
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Creationation

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Star Shards Collected:	178	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.