””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mexican Craft

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

Join now and visit our website http://www.minecussis.com/index.html Ip: minecussis.dmch.nl & 178.20.170.89:25680 (same server)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
New Chunks Explored:	439521	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SkilledCraftSurvival

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	164
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KingdomCraft Factions

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Towns Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dark Vector

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

Custom Enchantments mcMMO OP Factions YouTubers Intense PvP & Raiding

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ethicraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	412

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Enchantments Applied:	185
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TheMineverse

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Potions Brewed:	141

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokePower

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Murica

Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Action Allstars Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.