””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Undisclosed Gaming

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DwD Gaming

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

DwD MCNetwork is a rapid PvE RPG server feature different jobs, cities, quests and much more, with custom perks, brought to you by our Staff and Community Members. The server is revolved around Pl3xCities, developed by @BillyGalbreath. During the beginning of your journey on DwD MCNetwork you may find it a little challenging but, who doesn’t like a challenge!

When you join DwD MCNetwork server you are listed as a Guest this icon represents Guest Rank with limited features. You are first located in our Spawn world, we have dedicated Spawn to its own dimension for the purpose of NPC Quest, NPC Missions, Shops, Events and any other perks that revolves Staff. If you are wanting to have protected areas, free from griefers, you can visit our Cities world Command: /cities . Guest users are able to join any city and become a citizen, you start out with 10,000 Dollars and 50 Coins, choose wisely with the plot/land you decide to purchase. Make sure you browse each City before making a final choice, some cities may cost more and some cities may have better land.

More Information can be found @ DwD MCNetwork Wiki Page https://forums.downwithdestruction.net/wiki/MCNetwork

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tinycraft 1.7.2

Here is the Brand new 1.7.2 Survival/Factions/KitPVP/Skyblockserver for everyone.Come join us and be part of our family :)! I will try to livestream and YouTube on the server often! Livestream: http://www.twitch.tv/vtxeliminate and YT: http://www.youtube.com/user/VTXEliminate

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RoamCraft Networks

Mini Games, Prison, PvP

RoamCraft is a prison server. You begin in prison, where you must work through our many ranks by selling ores and gems you mine. You may PVP in designated areas, but don’t let the guards see!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2915
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlazeMc

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Factions, Towny, Prison, WarZ, Survival Games, Creative and Survival, PVP.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Potions Brewed:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Let’s Mine Reallife

You will soon find our detailed server description here Look forward to it! 😀

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	61	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ElitePvpGaming

198.154.103.121 that is my ip hope to see you then

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JanjaTown Prison

A PRISON SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1389	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Geomecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated Minecraft Server With Everything You Can Imagine and More from Creative to PVP, including Games. You can enjoy the best experience in Minecraft, and you can also talk to us through our private ts (Team Speak) (ts.geomecraft.com). You will enjoy a wide variety of games and activities and also periodically perform Habra events. Visit Our website http://www.geomecraft.com/ for better information. We are waiting!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Void Gems Collected:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BWL Servers

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Custom World Generation Friendly Players No Lag No pay2win Server Shop – /shop Land Claims – /claim Skyblock – /is Plotworld – /plot auto

Why play on the big networks or random servers hosted on Grandma’s wifi? We’ve been around since 2012 and aren’t going anywhere.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	8940

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wynncraft – Minecraft MMORPG

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock

Wynncraft is the largest fully-featured MMORPG Minecraft server. No mods required!

Explore a vast and rich world with thousands of other players! Forge your own path! No mods are required to play.

Choose between 5 classes and 15 archetypes. Level up, trade on the player market, slay bosses, discover secrets and loot, capture territories with your guildmates, and much more. The choice is yours!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AU Gamers

FREE Tekkit Server (Race to Space) 50 Slots. Claim Blocks, Store. 4 Admins. Come and have a blast.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Go-Craft Server network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games

Hello Minecrafters, We are GoCraft, a server network, we are trying to be the best for each player, we wil help the player from start to finish, we have servers for young and old for Dutch and English everything is possible,

Greetings Go-Craft Team,

[Cracked Server][GoldRush][survival 1.8 World][skyblock][factions][creative][kit_pvp every 24 hours automatic map rotation][No lagg][32 G b Ram][24/7]

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runes Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blockaddicts

PVP enabled Survival and building focused server. Long term 24/7 server, has been running for nearly 2 years now. Money system, chest shop, many worlds , VIP ranks, money from kills, anti combat log, anti xray. And much much more. In need of more UK time zone players to balance out the Americans ! mc.blockaddicts.net Also have team speak, same IP as the server 37.187.76.43 Or just use mc.blockaddicts.net for that too. Server recommended Texture pack: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/901498-x64162152147-ovos-rustic-pack-redemption-v101-updated-20130714/ Server DYNMAP http://mc.blockaddicts.net:25587

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Potions Brewed:	64
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	941
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Root of Cube

Factions, PvE, Survival

A survival server with mcmmo, factions and falling blocks

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.