””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Toro League

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4790
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BuildingParadise

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3006	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Star Shards Collected:	186	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AmishSMP

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crops Grown:	2967	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BioBroodGaming

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Aethier

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Items Found:	5536	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Buxville

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1181	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PrisonRC

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BmailPvP

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Neuland Server

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	91	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	193	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Creative Temper

Creative Temper is a build team that enjoys group builds, solo projects, building competitions, creating adventure maps, survival, and anything else Minecraft can offer us. You can join and build right away as there is no whitelist. If you show skill in design, theme, detail,and overall build composition via your entry build in the Trialbuild world, you earn the Builder rank. We offer 10 worlds to play,you can find the world list at the bottom of the post. Come join us today @Creative Temper!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	776	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

McWarDeTeam

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.