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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8981 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!