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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5792 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!