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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	125	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6324
Villages Defended:	8	Magic Items Found:	7276
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

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RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1399	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Potions Brewed:	104

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	4943

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6039	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Items Found:	1895

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Animals Bred:	102	Herobrine Sightings:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	923
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4470	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Star Shards Collected:	237
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

mcservers.oreo.gg