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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7935 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 6733 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!