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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 828 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 165 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!