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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Farms Harvested:	601
Dragon Eggs Found:	3428	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Potions Brewed:	200	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	286
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Items Found:	6603	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	177

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4603	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.