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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3722	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	245
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	460292

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	5835
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!