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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5897	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Farms Harvested:	108	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	1833
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.