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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2954
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	103	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2469
Dimension Hops:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	9149
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Runes Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Farms Harvested:	680	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Animals Bred:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	9978	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	252
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6999
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1245	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!