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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Animals Bred:	136	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	4650
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	537
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Farms Harvested:	826	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	6874	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Farms Harvested:	759
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9759

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	998	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3106	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.