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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	795
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Void Gems Collected:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	278	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Potions Brewed:	160
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Towns Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Villages Defended:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	5192	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Void Armor Forged:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchantments Applied:	254

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	726192
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.