Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • AutisticSisMCServer

    AutisticSisMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

    Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

    Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3440 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockPartyFamVacay

    BlockPartyFamVacay
    Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

    Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

    FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Mines Excavated: 3354
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Animals Bred: 184
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 258 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 103 Mines Excavated: 2596
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ores Mined: 8029

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Potions Brewed: 186
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Farms Harvested: 849

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Gods Slained: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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