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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7148 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!