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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3048 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!