Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate lazy person’s dream come true!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual minions who will do all the mining and crafting for you. That’s right, sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual empire grows without you lifting a finger.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Voidy McVoidface: Where the Voices of the Void Roam Free

    Voidy McVoidface: Where the Voices of the Void Roam Free
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there. Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive creature, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And let’s not forget about our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but TNT or racing to the top of a mountain while riding a pig. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made out of golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for the lava-filled hot tub and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Bit Bonanza: Where’s the Halving?

    Blocky Bit Bonanza: Where’s the Halving?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is where the halving is at! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. Players rode on unicorns and battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The sun never set, and the creepers danced the night away. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination, and the only rule was to have fun.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it. Want someone to build a castle for you? Your zombie will do it. Need someone to tell you jokes while you mine for diamonds? Your zombie will do it (and probably tell some bad puns too).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the halving like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and survive better than creative mode! Launching June 1st, 2024

    Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and survive better than creative mode! Launching June 1st, 2024

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP torrentsmp.com
    Discord https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp
    Versions Java & Bedrock 1.17-Latest

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen launching June 1st, 2024.

    Features:

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    Survival:

    The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief

    Creative:

    • Plot system
    • Ability to upgrade to bigger and bigger plots
    • A community to collaborate with on builds
    • Movecraft (you can plan your vehicles and test them)
    • Limited world edit access

    Lifesteal: Launches June 1st, 2024

    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am using a different version of Minecraft? Yes, our server supports Java & Bedrock versions 1.17-Latest.
    How can I join the survival server? You can join the survival server by entering the IP: torrentsmp.com in your Minecraft client.
    Are there any rules against griefing on the server? Griefing is not allowed in the Survival and Creative servers, but it is allowed in the Lifesteal server.
    Can I collaborate with other players on builds? Yes, there is a community on the Creative server where players can collaborate on builds.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • AI Can Now Hear & See Minecrafterz

    AI Can Now Hear & See Minecrafterz
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing talking to you is other players? Well, on our server, the AI can now hear and see everything you do! That’s right, the AI is watching your every move and ready to join in on the fun.

    Join us as we explore the political implications of AI in Minecraft. Will the AI form its own government? Will it start a rebellion against the players? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

    So come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the AI to outbuild you and outsmart you at every turn. It’s a whole new world out there, and we can’t wait to see what happens next!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Creeper Corman’s Crazy Craft: Where the only thing scarier than the mobs is our terrible B-movie puns!

    Creeper Corman’s Crazy Craft: Where the only thing scarier than the mobs is our terrible B-movie puns!
    Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Look no further, because our server is like the Roger Corman of Minecraft worlds – low budget, high energy, and full of surprises!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of creating epic builds on a shoestring budget. Who needs fancy graphics and expensive plugins when you can let your imagination run wild with limited resources?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect place for aspiring filmmakers to hone their craft. With our tight-knit community and low production costs, you can create cinematic masterpieces that rival even the most high-budget blockbusters.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and become the next big thing in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players. Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Ores Mined: 8180
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 2738

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Vita SMP: Where Modded Survival means hoping your friends won’t die… or age!

    Vita SMP: Where Modded Survival means hoping your friends won’t die… or age!

    Vita SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Details
    Whitelisted server Players must be approved to join
    Established January 2021
    Community Age 18+
    Monthly Giveaways Hosted on Discord
    Regular Events Hosted on Discord and in-game
    Dedicated Server Ensures smooth performance
    Partners PlutoNode

    Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the server?

    To join the Vita SMP server, you must first be whitelisted. You can apply for whitelist on our Discord server.

    What is the age requirement for the community?

    The community is for players aged 18 and older.

    When does the new season start?

    The new season will begin on May 31st.

    Are there any giveaways on the server?

    Yes, we host monthly giveaways on our Discord server.

    What kind of events are held on the server?

    We host a variety of events, including building competitions, quest challenges, and more. Stay tuned on our Discord for event announcements.

    Who hosts the server?

    The server is hosted on a dedicated server and is partnered with PlutoNode for reliable performance.

    For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixel Payouts: The Ultimate Gamble Manga Minecraft Server!

    Pixel Payouts: The Ultimate Gamble Manga Minecraft Server!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a mini-game called “Gamble Manga” where it’s all about who can cheat better! That’s right, forget about building elaborate structures or battling mobs, the real challenge is outsmarting your opponents in a game of deception and trickery. Join us for a wild ride of backstabbing, double-crossing, and hilarious shenanigans. Who will come out on top as the ultimate cheater? Join now to find out!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 223 Dragon Eggs Found: 1803

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Reichan

    Reichan

    Reichan is a brand new Survival focused server currently running on version 1.20.4!

    • ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and protect your land as your own using GriefPrevention. Invite friends to your claim and create an own town together. (Soon.. Towny)

    • QUEST AFTER QUEST: New Quests every week, twice the amount for Champions. Well developed and thoughtout Quests give your Survival experience an extra touch of fun.

    • RENT, SELL, PROFIT: In the world of Reichan, everyone has the unique opportunity to rent exclusive Markets, providing you with the privilege of independently selling the resources you’ve gather.

    Collaborate, compete, and create stories. Reichan openes for it’s very first Season of many to come…

    Kind Regards,Strix24

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BoomerCraft: ‘>almost 20’

    BoomerCraft: ‘>almost 20’
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to be almost 20 years old but still tower over everyone at 6’3″! Our weight fluctuates around 105-110lbits because we have a secret potion that turns all food into feathers – so you’ll be light as a feather and ready to fly through the skies of our server!

    But that’s not all – we have a special event where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and race through obstacle courses! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your eyes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Schemers – Let’s Minecraft and Meme Together!

    Crafty Schemers – Let’s Minecraft and Meme Together!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some scandalous shenanigans? Join our server and participate in wild schemes like tricking your friends into questionable activities involving their siblings! We’ve got crazy plans like swapping out worn socks and panties for duplicates and sending them to unsuspecting players. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll get into on our server! Drop your Kik or Discord to join the madness. Let the outrageous adventures begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 55 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MuscleCraft – The Modded Madness continues on All The Mods 9 Server!

    MuscleCraft – The Modded Madness continues on All The Mods 9 Server!

    Macho Craft Minecraft Server

    Macho Craft is a brand new community-driven Modded Minecraft Network, with a fresh world and more servers on the way!

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy

    Website: https://machocraft.com

    IP: atm9.machocraft.com

    Version: 0.2.58 (Latest)

    Modpack: All The Mods 9

    About All The Mods 9

    We offer playtime ranks and do our best to provide an optimal gaming experience. Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is Macho Craft? Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and multiple servers.
    How can I join Macho Craft? You can join Macho Craft using the IP: atm9.machocraft.com
    What Modpack does Macho Craft use? Macho Craft uses the All The Mods 9 Modpack. You can find more information about it here.
    Is there a Discord server for Macho Craft? Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Creepers: The Re-Monster Mash

    Crafty Creepers: The Re-Monster Mash
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for EPIC adventures, where you can ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with exploding chickens or having dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our server is constantly updating with new content, like a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of llamas at your command. EP 7 subs out now, so don’t miss out on all the fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ShortyCraft: Where we measure leadership by height!

    ShortyCraft: Where we measure leadership by height!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing tall is the grass? Well, look no further because on our server, the height of your country’s leader determines your rank! That’s right, if your leader is taller than a giraffe on stilts, you’ll be ruling the server in no time! Join now for a chance to build your way to the top…literally!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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