YoasobiCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	5402
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4996	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	113
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	8297
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
New Chunks Explored:	488624	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1274
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Star Shards Collected:	193
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4715	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4240	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Towns Built:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4360	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dragons Tamed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1