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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3906 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9959 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9658 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 186 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the currency actually makes sense? Well, look no further! Join our server where the USD is worth less than dirt! That’s right, we’ve created a virtual economy where the more you have, the less it’s worth.
Imagine a world where you can trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt. Sound ridiculous? That’s because it is! But that’s the kind of chaos and hilarity you can expect on our server.
Just like how the Dollar hit a 34 year high against the Yen, our server will hit a 34 year high in entertainment value. Forget about building cool structures or battling monsters, the real challenge is navigating our wacky economy.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs stability when you can have insanity? Join now and watch as the virtual world crumbles around you in the most hilarious way possible!
