Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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