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BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Star Shards Collected:	102	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Votes:	1468	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mines Excavated:	1258	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	447595
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Items Found:	3767
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	172950
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	2733	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Star Shards Collected:	267
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	248	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchantments Applied:	109
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	214
Magic Items Found:	3543	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

Players:	101/300	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	New Chunks Explored:	51363
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4