Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5409 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 761 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.
And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?
So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 683601 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7466 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 325 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!
The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3175 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.
plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 631 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
