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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1371 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6044 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 211 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).
So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).