Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ULTIMATE Minecraft champion. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was LEGENDARY!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest MYTHICAL creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so cringe, it’s actually cool! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, talking pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).
So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly fat fuckers like me can find love and acceptance! Join us and discover a world where attractive women are lining up to date you, as long as you work on that personality of yours. Our server is filled with stories of transformation, where players have gone from feeling insecure to confident by talking to women and treating them with respect.
Forget about the 10% of women who may act superior, because 90% of them are just like you and me. They have insecurities, they desire meaningful connections, and they don’t care about superficial things like looks. In fact, some of the sexiest women on our server only have sex once or twice a year – they’re too busy building amazing structures and exploring the world of Minecraft!
So come join us and experience a community where compliments and attention are given freely, where personality and confidence are the keys to success. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. See you in the game!
Are you tired of awkward small talk and forced conversations in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can socialize without ever having to say a word! Just build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and team up with other players to take down mobs. Who needs small talk when you have blocky fun to be had? Join us and let your building skills do the talking!
You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned to fight evil alongside others. Join a kingdom or create your own to conquer the Great Evil and uncover Avalon’s secrets.
Avalon is an mmoRPG incorporating elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 story-rich chapters, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique server unlike any other!
Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Level up captured mobs/animals
Global Market system and Auctions
Explore, build, and fight your way to glory on Avalon!
Server Rules:
[1] No griefing or stealing
[2] No scamming
[3] Be respectful
[4] Be ethical
[5] Use common sense
FAQ
Question
Answer
How do I join the server?
You can join by entering the server IP: defend.avalon.today
How can I create or join a kingdom?
You can create or join a kingdom by interacting with other players in-game and forming alliances.
What are the server classes available?
Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, and Marksman
Are there daily raid bosses?
Yes, there are 14 daily raid bosses with epic rewards
Can I level up pets on the server?
Yes, you can capture mobs/animals and level them up as pets
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we’ve turned the Heian Era into the Farmers Era! That’s right, forget about samurais and emperors, it’s all about planting crops and raising livestock now.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with talking animals who will trade you rare items for your farm produce. And rumor has it, there’s a magical cow that poops out diamonds!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest version of the Heian Era you’ve ever seen. Who knew farming could be this fun and outrageous?
Are you tired of mining alone in Minecraft? Do you want to find some new friends to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than /dff/ – the Discord Friendship Finder server!
Join us and post what you’re looking for in a friend, whether it’s someone to build epic structures with or someone to prank your other friends with. And don’t worry, we may try to keep it non-lewd, but we all know that’s hard to resist in the world of Minecraft!
Leave your unfriendliness at the door and come join us for the Second Time for Sure Edition of /dff/! Who knows, you may just find your new Minecraft BFF who will help you defeat the Ender Dragon or build a giant statue of a creeper together. Join now for some epic adventures and endless laughs!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Kinder Surprise – you never know what you’re gonna get! We have more infographic threads than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our nostalgia threads will make you feel like you’re back in the good old days of Minecraft.
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Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you block-building enthusiasts!
Join us for epic JBL (Just Block Laughing) sessions where we gather around and tell hilarious jokes while building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally place a block in the wrong spot!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the biggest fan club for JBL enthusiasts. Rub elbows with other fans as you compete in crazy challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake blocks or racing pigs through obstacle courses made of lava. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to LOL your way to victory! Who knows, you might even become the next JBL champion and earn the coveted title of Block Joke Master. See you there!
