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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6761 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).
So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).