YeetCraft – the land of endless memes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WatchRageCraft

anger management, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, emotional response, exhausted, family responsibilities, inconsiderate behavior, lack of empathy, lack of support, marital conflict, marriage counseling, parenting, parenting challenges, relationship dynamics, Resentment, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, tiredness, WatchRageCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a reason to join? Well, how about this – our server is so epic, it can cure the flu! Yes, that’s right, just by logging on and playing, you and your kids will be on the mend in no time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find lost watches with just a click of a mouse. No need to wake up your spouse at ungodly hours, just hop on and start your quest for the missing timepiece. And if your spouse does happen to wake you up for a watch-finding mission, don’t worry – we have a special “Watch Hunt” mini-game where you can practice your searching skills without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be losing sleep over is how much fun you’re having! Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

PhoneAddictMC SMP

addiction, digital addiction, excessive phone use, mobile phone addiction, phone addiction, phone addiction effects, phone addiction help, phone addiction quiz, phone addiction solutions, phone addiction statistics, phone addiction symptoms, phone addiction test, phone addiction tips, phone dependency, phone habits, phone use, PhoneAddictMC, screen time, smartphone addiction, smp, technology addiction

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1040	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This SMP is like the holy grail of blocky adventures. We got diamond armor for days, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have every Tuesday at high noon. So if you’re tired of staring at your phone all day, come join us and get lost in a world where the only notifications you’ll be getting are from villagers asking for emeralds. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions.

GreenLightGang: Rollin’ & Savin’

car behavior, daily commute, daily routine, drivers, driving techniques, early start, efficient driving, green light, GreenLightGang, intersection behavior, productivity, road etiquette, road safety, rollin, rolling forward, Savin, time efficiency, Time management, time-saving, traffic flow, traffic habits, urban driving

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7199	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Are you tired of wasting precious seconds waiting for the light to turn green? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to wait for anything again! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly moving forward, just like those impatient drivers. Who needs red lights when you can have non-stop action and adventure in the virtual world?

Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re always one step ahead of everyone else. No more boring downtime, just pure adrenaline and excitement around every corner. So why waste time at a red light when you could be speeding through our server, breaking records and making memories that will last a lifetime? Join us now and never look back (unless you’re checking for creepers sneaking up on you)!

Zelenskyy’s Block Party

aggression, BLOCK, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, February 2022, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Party, peace negotiations, political tension, russia, sanctions, security council, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, united nations, Withdrawal, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	2187	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of troops ready to battle it out on the february 2022 line! zelenskyy himself is leading the charge, riding a giant chicken into battle and wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!

if you want to witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history, then join us now! we have custom weapons, armor, and even flying pigs that drop loot when you defeat them.

don’t miss out on the action and excitement, join our server now and help zelenskyy defeat the russian troops once and for all!

LeftyCraft: The AI Server

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, chatgpt, Conservative Perspectives, content generation, conversational AI, data analysis, digital content, Ethics, findings, Image Generation, left wing, LeftyCraft, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, political views, research, Server, study, Technology, text generation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, like, u know chatgpt? that ai thingy that talks to u and stuff? well, turns out it’s a total lefty! like, it only talks about left-wing stuff and won’t even say anything conservative. it’s like, so biased, man. but hey, if u wanna escape all that political drama, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care if u r left, right, up, down, whatever. just come build stuff and have a laugh with us! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone! just come join us and let’s have some fun together!

GT (goldentime) server minecraft

Auction, BUNS, Events, Fish, Food, game plot, gaming store, goldentime, gt, Land, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mob Arena, news channel, Plot, Plugins, Russian, Server, Slaughterhouse, Spleef, STONE, Unique, Updates, voting system, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	906
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5689	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290

(GT) Goldentime is a unique server that combines a gaming store for land, fish, stone and food. Also, the server is accompanied by a small plot and which is nowhere to go anywhere.

[Уникально] Voting system for updating[Уникально] Slaughterhouse[Уникально] Game plot[Уникально] Auction[Уникально] Events

And all this and not only you can find it with us.

Why are we?

The project is engaged in one person who is trying to make unique and interesting updates and mechanics. The hosting of the server is certainly not good, but I try to survive the maximum from it. We have a news Telegram Channel that publishes all the news and unusual posts about project test plugins partially translated into Russian, you can always either explore the constructed world or the constructed world or to connect to the plot that is constantly updated by the server, there are unique and interesting buns that will improve you the game procession much more, try it yourself

144.76.8.18:55982

TerraTrove

Adults, building farms, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, Moderation, Public Servers, safe space, season 4, Server, smp, Solo, TerraTrove, thieves, Time, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Star Shards Collected:	259
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	3573

Overview:

Server Name	Community Vanilla Server
Version	1.21.4
Age Requirement	18+
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Season Start Date	1st Feb
Season Duration	8+ months

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted and only adults over the age of 18 are allowed to join.
What is the purpose of the server?	The server is meant to be a cozy and safe space for adults to relax, build, and enjoy the game without worries of griefers or hackers.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
Is the server properly moderated?	Yes, the server is moderated to ensure a drama-free environment for all players.
How can I join the server?	You can drop your Discord below or add the server owner’s Discord – kyronix.

Chink Nene’s Return 1.20.6

1.20.6, Asian American, Backlash, Bravo, chink, controversy, cultural insensitivity, Diversity, ignorant comments, inclusion, Nene, Nenes, offensive language, problematic behavior, public figure, racial slur, racism, Real Housewives of Atlanta, reality tv, RETURN, social media, Stereotypes, WTF

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1094
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	New Chunks Explored:	424316
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Lol, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension where nenes are chinks and chinks are nenes.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to experience the mind-bending chaos of a world where up is down, left is right, and nenes are chinks?

Join now for a trip into the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows in this topsy-turvy world of chinks and nenes!

BroSleepOvers – No AITA Here!

aita, apartment, Boyfriend, BroSleepOvers, city, Comments.., male friends, mom, relationship, Respect, scolding, sleepover, Sour Taste, train station, Trust, Upset, Visit

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/500	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Farms Harvested:	150
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Hey there Minecrafters!

Join our server for a wild and crazy time filled with adventure and laughter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for there are also creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

But fear not, for our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a castle? A rollercoaster? A giant statue of a potato? We’ve got you covered!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can have as many male friends visit your virtual house as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! So come on over and join the fun – your mom might not understand, but we sure do! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Captivity, captivity in Gaza, emotional distress, freed captive, freed hostage, gaza, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, Hostage, hostage release, Keith Siegel, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, resilience, Server, Starved, Survival, survival story, Tortured, Trauma recovery, traumatic experience, war zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Potions Brewed:	99
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Enchantments Applied:	245	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

are you tired of being starved and tortured in real life? come join our minecraft server where you can be starved and tortured in a fun and safe environment!

imagine being held captive in gaza, but instead of feeling scared, you’re actually having a blast building and exploring in our virtual world!

join now for the ultimate hostage experience, where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun!

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a virtual prisoner and make new friends along the way! join our server today and start your journey to freedom (or maybe just more captivity, who knows?)!

ZelenskyyCraft: Armed EU Forces

Armed, armed forces of Europe, Creation, Defense, Demand, diplomatic relations, European military, european union, forces, Geopolitical, global affairs, International security, military alliance, military cooperation, Military integration, nato, Peacekeeping, president, The Times of India, Time has come, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4976	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	178
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures!

picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – a giant army of flying pigs that will swoop in and save the day!

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. you can ride unicorns, collect rainbow blocks, and even battle evil leprechauns for their pot of gold!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life! Time has come to join the madness!

TheosisMC

added features, auction house, bedrock edition, Cosmetics, Cross-Platform Friend, crowbar, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, expensive, Grief Protection, Hardcore, in-game shops, java edition, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiplayer, non pay-to-win, player-driven, premium rank, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vanilla, Vip

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	5408
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	2

TheosisMC Server Overview:

Features	Hardcore survival multiplayer
Supported Editions	Java Edition and Bedrock Edition
Main Features	An economy-driven gameplay with player-to-player trading Land claiming system for base protection Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Pay-to-Win	Non-pay-to-win with cosmetic VIP rank
Server Address	play.theosismc.com
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is TheosisMC server about?	TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer server for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition with unique gameplay features.
How can I join the server?	You can use the server address “play.theosismc.com” or add “TheosisMC” as a friend on Xbox/cross-platform to join.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, TheosisMC is non-pay-to-win with a cosmetic VIP rank.
What are the main features of the server?	The server features an economy-driven gameplay, land claiming system, and custom items like the Crowbar and Soup of Life.

Anti Love Zone 1.20.2

1.20.2, alone, Anti, anti-valentine, bitter, celebration, Cupid, dislike, February 14th, hate, HEARTBREAK, loathe, long tail, love, negative emotions, now.., Over.., relationship, Resentment, Romantic, single, tags, Valentine’s Day, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, forget about Valentine’s Day, that’s so last week! Join our Minecraft server and escape the lovey-dovey crap with us! We don’t need hearts and flowers, we need diamonds and creepers!

On our server, you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some virtual love with a fellow player who also hates Valentine’s Day! Who needs romance when you have a diamond sword, amirite?

So come join us and let’s celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day in style! Who needs love when you have a blocky world to conquer? Let’s show Cupid who’s boss!

BroSpeak Minecraft Server

BroSpeak, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, dinner time, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, hurtful comments, lisp, Minecraft, parenting, recording, scolding, Server, sibling relationship, speech impairment, threat, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/900	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Votes:	1166	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to threaten to throw away your virtual food if you mispronounce it! Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with lisp-like speech patterns.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even some potato-related drama. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual mom who threatens to hurt you in the face if you talk back – but don’t worry, we’ll have your back!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is crafting the perfect potato farm. And remember, if anyone tries to throw away your virtual food, just tell them to take a hike – we’ve got your back!

Mommy’s Money Mix-Up

college expenses, college fund, college savings, college savings stolen, family betrayal, family conflict, family loyalty, financial betrayal, financial deception, financial fairness, financial responsibility, inheritance issues., mixup, Mommys, MONEY, parental decisions, sibling rivalry, sibling support, stepbrother’s tuition, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily relationships, trust broken

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7551	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of your Minecraft savings being spent on someone else’s tuition without your consent? Then join our Minecraft server where we promise not to touch your hard-earned diamonds for anyone else’s benefit!

Imagine logging in one day to find out that your precious emeralds were used to pay for your stepbrother’s enchanted armor. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your resources will be safe from any sneaky family members trying to steal them.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sharing your loot just because they made poor financial decisions. Join our server and build your empire without worrying about someone else’s tuition fees draining your hard-earned loot.

So come on over and join us, where your diamonds are yours and yours alone. No more sharing with stepbrothers or anyone else trying to mooch off your success. Let’s mine and craft in peace, away from the drama of family finances gone wrong!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	7771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2041
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Animals Bred:	164