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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5766 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 889735 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!