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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3563 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!