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RentSplitCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	159
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyUser101

awakening, BETRAYAL, coming to terms, CraftyUser101, Deception, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, hurt feelings, Manipulation, moving on, realization, realizing the truth, recognizing manipulation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, toxic relationships, uncovering lies, understanding motives

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

access to healthcare, birth outcomes, community health, drivers’ licenses, Edition, Healthcare, immigration, improve, infant mortality, License, marginalized populations, maternal health, maternal mortality, policy impact, prenatal care, public health, public policy, research, social services, States, Undoc, undocumented immigrants, vulnerable communities

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

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Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

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Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Links

Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21
Discord
YouTube
TikTok
Patreon

FAQ

How can I start a business on the server?: You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?: While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?: Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
How can I advertise my business on the server?: You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	245	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Items Found:	2437	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Skillz4DayzCraft

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Emeralds Found:	4664
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	5458
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Towns Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Grave Property – Own it!

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lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Void Gems Collected:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2