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ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, gluten free options, healthier processed foods, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, high fiber, low calorie, low sodium, low sugar, mindful eating, Minecraft, minimally processed, natural ingredients, non-GMO, nutrient-dense, nutritious snacks, organic options, plant-based options, preservative-free, ProteinPopsicle, smp, Whole Foods

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6007
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

activism, austerity measures, budget cuts, community support, Cuts, demonstration, Government, grassroots movement, health system, Healthcare, healthcare funding, HealthCrisisCraft, Minecraft, new zealand, political reform, Politics, protest, public health, public outcry, public services, Rally, Server, Social Issues

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Star Shards Collected:	87

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

ayatollah, Conflict, Confrontation, CraftyKhamenei, extremism, hezbollah, Israel, Khamenei, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, muslims, Nasrallah, Politics, provocation, resistance, RETALIATION, secure location, SECURITY, supreme leader, Terrorism, Threats

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Star Shards Collected:	65	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2901
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Psycho Gun Club

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Void Armor Forged:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

armor, balance, Biomes, Bosses, Catch, Challenging, Community, Dimensions, Economy, Exploration, Features, Fish, FrontierSMP, Land, Loot, Mining, mobs, quirky, rail network, satisfying, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, Towns, Updates, Vanilla, weapons, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Towns Built:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RentSplitCraft

budgeting, Communication, compromise, emergency fund, Family Support, financial agreement, financial disagreements, financial expectations, financial priorities, financial responsibility, financial stress, living together, money management, paying rent, personal finances, pet expenses, relationship dynamics, Rent, RentSplitCraft, savings account, shared expenses

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

Book, boundless-opportunities, Chill, Cosmic Understanding, creativity, discovery, endless potential, enlightenment, eternal quest, Exploration, infinite resources, infinite time, InfiniteCraft, innovation, intellectual growth, knowledge, learning, limitless possibilities, Magic, Magic Book, self improvement, smp, ultimate power, Universe, wisdom

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyUser101

awakening, BETRAYAL, coming to terms, CraftyUser101, Deception, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, hurt feelings, Manipulation, moving on, realization, realizing the truth, recognizing manipulation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, toxic relationships, uncovering lies, understanding motives

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

access to healthcare, birth outcomes, community health, drivers’ licenses, Edition, Healthcare, immigration, improve, infant mortality, License, marginalized populations, maternal health, maternal mortality, policy impact, prenatal care, public health, public policy, research, social services, States, Undoc, undocumented immigrants, vulnerable communities

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4472	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

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Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

#youtube, bad, Businesses, Cheats, Community, Discord, Economy, ends, exploits, Friendly, gamemode, Grief, Hacks, Ip:, java, Jobs, Kindness, Laughter, optifine, Patreon, Performance Mods, pockets, PvE, Respect, rules, Server, Servers, SHRINK, Spam, Survival, tiktok

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Links

Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21
Discord
YouTube
TikTok
Patreon

FAQ

How can I start a business on the server?: You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?: While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?: Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
How can I advertise my business on the server?: You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	148
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4