so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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